The Charlotte News

Thursday, June 23, 1938

SIX EDITORIALS

Site Ed. Note: The Brown Bomber, son of an Alabama sharecropper, Joe Louis, sailed to victory over Max Schmeling in but a round in the Garden the previous night, as recounted in "Ersatz for Facts". Hurumpf, it all sound very unfair to us, all those savages and Jews against one poor Aryan Übermensch.

No Help Here

Any number of Tar Heel newspapers, our own included, have had a try at explaining Bob Reynolds' winning political ways. All these analyses have left us with the feeling that, while they might explain a few votes here and a few votes there, they didn't come close to explaining 315,000 votes for a Senator like Reynolds in a state like North Carolina.

Robert's very own explanation, as quoted by Washington Merry-Go-Round yesterday, was--

"Don't talk issues... That's risky business... Tell 'em about the 7,000,000 aliens in the country who are keeping good, red-blooded, patriotic Americans out of jobs and costing the taxpayers millions for relief... That's the thing to feed them... It worked like a charm for me."

Maybe so, but we don't believe that was it. In fact, we don't believe Robert's phobia about aliens made him any considerable number of votes at all. It simply didn't catch on in a state that is 99 44-100% native-born.

But it did, we grant, have one shining use. It gave Robert something to talk about so that he wouldn't have to talk about some things that really matter to Tarheelia.

Statesman's Duty

We remarked yesterday upon the striking unanimity of Cotton Ed Smith, Olin Johnston, and Edgar Brown, the three South Carolina candidates for the Senate who spoke at Camden Tuesday, on what may be the function of a statesman from the old home state of the Pinckneys, Rutledges, Lowndes, and John Caldwell Calhoun. They all agreed, we observed, that, in the elegant phrase of Mr. Brown, it is to go to Washington "and bring home the bacon."

But we unintentionally overlooked one John L. McMillan, for fourteen years private secretary to the late Representative Allard Gasque Florence, who Monday announced himself as a candidate to succeed his old boss. For, from the Associated Press account of his announcement it is quite clear that his grasp of the case is brilliantly lucid, thus:

McMillan said he based his claims to the office on his record, on his knowledge of the affairs of the office and on his contacts with the department heads and personnel.

"The record shows," he said, "that the Sixth South Carolina District has got twice as many appointments as any other district in the state."

Chasing the Wind

The news that Cordell Hull is planning new conventions and treaties to "humanize war" leaves us colder than anything the gentleman has ever proposed.

It goes without saying that we are in favor of "humanizing war"--if war we must have. But the whole record for the last five years shows clearly that an attempt to make binding treaties with the fascist governments (those of Italy, Germany and Japan) is as bootless as trying to make them with mad dogs. It is already against international convention to bomb open cities--has been ever since 1899. It is already against international convention to war on civilian populations. But these governments, openly denying the value of human life and glorifying murder, bad faith, and lying as instruments of national policy, have brazenly violated these conventions, as they have brazenly violated, over and over again, every other solemn obligation into which they have entered.

About all that existing treaties seem to have done, has been to place at a great disadvantage the nations which observed them. And there is no reason to believe that a new treaty would be observed. Indeed, we are far from sure that the best thing to do isn't to make a clean sweep of all treaties whatever--to accept the fact that fascist action has abrogated them all--to announce that we will not hereafter be bound by any of them--and to refuse even to discuss new conventions with the treaty-breaking powers until they show good evidence of having come to their senses or put up a forfeit.

The Story Thus Far

In December, 1898, the Treaty of Paris was signed by Spain and the United States, under the terms of which the Philippines and Puerto Rico became U.S. possessions. The Filipinos, however, led astray by the fierce Emilio Aguinaldo, had other ideas, and began a revolution against all outside authority. Troops were sent to put down this rebellion, and in February, 1899, hostilities began.

Aguinaldo and his bushmen managed to make a most aggravating nuisance of themselves. They ambushed American detachments, killed a couple of American generals and Major Logan, and were not finally subdued until Aguinaldo's capture in March, 1901. William Howard Taft became the first American civil governor, which began the notion, currently entertained by a gentleman named McNutt, that this post is a sort of stepping stone to the Presidency.

The United States was engaged for two years in putting down the Philippine Insurrection. This week, 37 years after the last volley was fired, the President vetoed a bill to pay to volunteers in the Spanish-American War who had remained in the service to fight the Filipinos, a bonus, ostensibly for re-enlisting. There were some 15,000 of these, officers and men, and the estimated cost of having induced them to stay and fight it out with Aguinaldo would have come to between $6,000,000 and $8,000,000.

One Guess

The Associated Press reported last week that--

"... a procession of trucks carrying silver valued at $1,400,000 crossed the French-Spanish border at Le Perthus today, en route from Barcelona."

Ironically it appended:

"The destination could not be learned."

AP correspondents are forbidden, of course, to make guesses, but this fellow would have been warranted in adding, "Informed sources state that the silver will probably be shipped to the United States." Not at once, perhaps, but sooner or later.

For sooner or later, as the result of this administration's mysterious yen to accumulate silver, which it promptly stores in the ground, the silver that crossed the border at Le Perthus will cross the sea and be unloaded at New York. And Uncle Henry Morganthau will write a check, and that, boys and girls, will be that.

Ersatz for Facts

Last night a young American Negro named Louis swarmed all over a no-longer-so-young German named Schmeling and knocked him out in the first round of a fifteen-round bout for the heavyweight championship of the world. This was an unpardonable blow to Aryan superiority, of which Schmeling is an unostentatious symbol, but the German press, we bet you, will do its best to soften that blow to the race.

In fact, if the account of the fight gets in the German papers at all, it will probably be handled as follows--

Der Angriff, organ of Propaganda Minister Goebbels:

Schmeling had the Ethiopian down on the floor pummeling him good when thousands of spectators, egged on by the referee and the judges, came charging into the ring, seized the hated German and held his arms to his sides while the referee and the Negro hit him with their fists, water buckets, stools and the ring posts. Schmeling's handlers saw nothing for it but proudly to throw in the towel.

Der Sturmer, organ of the notorious Jew-baiter, Julius Streicher:

As everybody knows, New York is full of Jews, the lowest of the low, and somehow these Jews had managed to poison Schmeling's food. Aryan doctors, working day and night, had gotten him in shape enough to appear, but once in the ring the Jews attacked him again, reflecting blinding beams of light into his eyes, throwing kosher food at him, which made him ill all over again, not to speak of his seconds, who became ill also and got to upchucking so that one of them by mistake coughed up the white flag. Schmeling was mortified.

Der Voelkischer Beobachter, organ of Adolf Hitler:

It says in my book, Meink Kampf, for sale at all newsstands, drugstores, etc., that democracies is(*) weak and powerless. This truism was never better exhibited than in New York last night when out of a whole nation of Anglo-Saxons the only man who could be found to stand up in his own backyard against one German was an African named Louis. Think of it, my friends! One German against a whole country! The odds was too great, of course, and after a brave struggle the German went down gloriously and with all the honor. But he sure showed up the democracies.

*(Herr Hitler is said to have a pronounced grammatical weakness.)


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