The Charlotte News

Wednesday, October 5, 1938

SIX EDITORIALS

Site Ed. Note: Cash claims planet of the apes may be not such a bad notion. Just don't make them bear grenades in the bargain.

Ah, but, you know, once they get control of things, the old instincts would again be aroused to acquire more and more and more, and to kill to keep it and then to acquire more and more and more. It's the sad, inevitable tale of consciousness--the downside, the pathos to the humor engendered in us by the Garden. Acquisitive territoriality. Knowledge of good and evil.

But it does sway some thought, that concept of the peaceful ape. We shall cogitate on it some.

Now where did we leave that piece of fruit we were going to eat?

Demoralizing the Cousin

The Japanese have at last unearthed an "atrocity" on the part of the Chinese which is really calculated to shock civilized man--if any. According to them, the armies of Chiang Kai-Shek now have a corps of 5,000 orang-outangs trained to hurl hand grenades. And that, of course, is totally unfair.

Not to the Japanese. An army which gratuitously attacks a peaceful people and murders its helpless women and babies deserves almost anything that can happen to it, including being destroyed by apes.

But to Cousin Jocko himself it is unfair. You think of him, no doubt, as a degraded and ferocious creature. But in point of fact, he is exceedingly decent to his own kind. Contrary to popular belief, he rarely or never murders another ape, not even over the female. He cares for the helpless of his race wherever he finds them. And he never, never goes to war, declared or undeclared.

So the Chinese ought to be ashamed of themselves. They threaten to teach him human standards, which would be dreadful.

A Lady Bumble

Because he had "got religion and promised to go straight," the jailer's daughter at Lexington yesterday flipped the key to the prisoner charged with first-degree burglary. Promptly he freed a pal, and the two of them are believed to have been responsible for a crime wave which included several holdups and a murder.

And of what does that remind the little reader? Inevitably. Of another burglar, operating internationally, his booty sack crammed with stolen goods, his immense guns sticking out of his hip pockets, his criminal record as long as your arm--saying to another credulous soul, "This is the last territorial demand I shall make of Europe." And the credulous soul believed him, partly because he wanted to, and represented him to the world as a man reformed, ready to go straight, really a decent fellow, doncha know.

But, ah, our Lady Bumble, the jailer's daughter, they inconsiderately thrust behind the bars. And the liberator of the German burglar undoubtedly will be honored, in due course, by his King.

One More Slice

The case of Hungary's claims is a splendid reductio ad absurdum of all the arguments Mr. Hitler uses. Hungary is a non-Aryan State if ever there was one. Its ruling class is made up of the Magyars--an Asiatic people, belonging to the same general stock as the Turks and Mongol hordes of Genghis and Tamerlane, who broke through into the country, at that time inhabited wholly by Slavs, in the ninth century. The language of this barbaric horde is the basis of modern Hungarian, and though there has been considerable intermarriage with the Slavic peoples, the culture is more Asiatic than European. On the other hand, the Czechs, upon whom Mr. Hitler is sicking these Hungarians, are one of the oldest Aryan-speaking European stocks, having been planted in Bohemia as early as 500 B.C. Where does that leave Mr. Hitler's racial ideas?

Furthermore, it is quite impossible to say where "Hungarian districts" in Czechoslovakia begin and end. If you will look at an old map, you will see that the western and northern boundaries of the whole Slovak province of Czechoslovakia are nearly identical with the western and southern boundaries of the pre-war Hungarian kingdom.

Is Hungary, then, to have the whole of this territory, comprising over half of what is left of Czechoslovakia? You can argue that quite as sensibly as you could argue anything else. The whole district is occupied by people of Slovak blood, with a sprinkling of Czechs and very occasionally a genuine Hungarian nobleman living on a bankrupt estate. These Slovaks were ruled by the Magyars for a thousand years right on down until the last war. But, treated as inferiors, most of them wanted, and have often fought, to be free from the Hungarian yoke. But about a fifth of them, belonging to the nobility and higher classes, long ago began to come under the influence of the Magyar culture and to use the Hungarian language. These are the "800,000 Hungarians" you see referred to in the news dispatches. But Hungarians they are not, save in the sense that they belong to a party which had rather live under Hungarian rule than that of their cousins, the Czechs.

Moreover, they are scattered all over the land and it is a problem for a Solomon as to how they might be returned to Hungarian rule without handing over most of the Slovak province and so violating the "right of self-determination" in the case of the non-Magyarizing Slovaks. There are some places, to be sure, where they are in the majority, but to give these places to Hungary would turn the Czech State into a crazy-quilt.

What Hungary is really demanding is simply some valuable industrial and mining territory in the Carpathians, to the end of enriching herself and pleasing Lord Hitler by further undermining Czechoslovakia.

Site Ed. Note: Sparring and jabbing with the asinine likes of Lady Astor, the Perspicacious, originally of Virginia and a devoted little Nazi-sympathizer of the Cliveden Set, somebody trying to be somebody she wasn't and hadn't the sense to be, Churchill told Commons (and the common Lady) on this date:

Having thus fortified myself by the example of others, I will proceed to emulate them. I will, therefore, begin by saying the most unpopular and most unwelcome thing. I will begin by saying what everybody would like to ignore or forget but which must nevertheless be stated, namely, that we have sustained a total and unmitigated defeat, and that France has suffered even more than we have.

VISCOUNTESS ASTOR: Nonsense.

MR. CHURCHILL: When the Noble Lady cries "Nonsense," she could not have heard the Chancellor of the Exchequer [Sir John Simon] admit in his illuminating and comprehensive speech just now that Herr Hitler had gained in this particular leap forward in substance all he set out to gain. The utmost my right hon. Friend the Prime Minister has been able to secure by all his immense exertions, by all the great efforts and mobilisation which took place in this country, and by all the anguish and strain through which we have passed in this country, the utmost he has been able to gain--

MEMBERS: Is peace.

MR. CHURCHILL: I thought I might be allowed to make that point in its due place, and I propose to deal with it. The utmost he has been able to gain for Czechoslovakia and in the matters which were in dispute has been that the German dictator, instead of snatching his victuals from the table, has been content to have them served to him course by course.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer said it was the first time Herr Hitler had been made to retract--I think that was the word--in any degree. We really must not waste time, after all this long Debate, upon the difference between the positions reached at Berchtesgaden, at Godesberg and at Munich. They can be very simply epitomised, if the House will permit me to vary the metaphor. £1 was demanded at the pistol's point. When it was given, £2 were demanded at the pistol's point. Finally, the dictator consented to take £1 17s. 6d. and the rest in promises of good will for the future.

Now I come to the point, which was mentioned to me just now from some quarters of the House, about the saving of peace. No one has been a more resolute and uncompromising struggler for peace than the Prime Minister. Everyone knows that. Never has there been such intense and undaunted determination to maintain and to secure peace. That is quite true. Nevertheless, I am not quite clear why there was so much danger of Great Britain or France being involved in a war with Germany at this juncture if, in fact, they were ready all along to sacrifice Czechoslovakia. The terms which the Prime Minister brought back with him--I quite agree at the last moment; everything had got off the rails and nothing but his intervention could have saved the peace, but I am talking of the events of the summer--could easily have been agreed, I believe, through the ordinary diplomatic channels at any time during the summer. And I will say this, that I believe the Czechs, left to themselves and told they were going to get no help from the Western Powers, would have been able to make better terms than they have got--they could hardly have worse--after all this tremendous perturbation.

There never can be any absolute certainty that there will be a fight if one side is determined that it will give way completely. When one reads the Munich terms, when one sees what is happening in Czechoslovakia from hour to hour, when one is sure, I will not say of Parliamentary approval but of Parliamentary acquiescence, when the Chancellor of the Exchequer makes a speech which at any rate tries to put in a very powerful and persuasive manner the fact that, after all, it was inevitable and indeed righteous--right--when we saw all this, and everyone on this side of the House, including many Members of the Conservative Party who are supposed to be vigilant and careful guardians of the national interest, it is quite clear that nothing vitally affecting us was at stake, it seems to me that one must ask, What was all the trouble and fuss about? ...

We are asked to vote for this Motion which has been put upon the Paper, and it is certainly a Motion couched in very uncontroversial terms, as, indeed, is the Amendment moved from the Opposition side. I cannot myself express my agreement with the steps which have been taken, and as the Chancellor of the Exchequer has put his side of the case with so much ability I will attempt, if I may be permitted, to put the case from a different angle. I have always held the view that the maintenance of peace depends upon the accumulation of deterrents against the aggressor, coupled with a sincere effort to redress grievances. Herr Hitler's victory, like so many of the famous struggles that have governed the fate of the world, was won upon the narrowest of margins. After the seizure of Austria in March we faced this problem in our Debates. I ventured to appeal to the Government to go a little further than the Prime Minister went, and to give a pledge that in conjunction with France and other Powers they would guarantee the security of Czechoslovakia while the Sudeten-Deutsch question was being examined either by a League of Nations Commission or some other impartial body, and I still believe that if that Course had been followed events would not have fallen into this disastrous state. I agree very much with my right hon. Friend the Member for Sparkbrook (Mr. Amery) when he said on that occasion--I cannot remember his actual words--"Do one thing or the other; either say you will disinterest yourself in the matter altogether or take the step of giving a guarantee which will have the greatest chance of securing protection for that country."

France and Great Britain together, especially if they had maintained a close contact with Russia, which certainly was not done, would have been able in those days in the summer, when they had the prestige, to influence many of the smaller States of Europe, and I believe they could have determined the attitude of Poland. Such a combination, prepared at a time when the German dictator was not deeply and irrevocably committed to his new adventure, would, I believe, have given strength to all those forces in Germany which resisted this departure, this new design. They were varying forces, those of a military character which declared that Germany was not ready to undertake a world war, and all that mass of moderate opinion and popular opinion which dreaded war, and some elements of which still have some influence upon the German Government. Such action would have given strength to all that intense desire for peace which the helpless German masses share with their British and French fellow men, and which, as we have been reminded, found a passionate and rarely permitted vent in the joyous manifestations with which the Prime Minister was acclaimed in Munich.

All these forces, added to the other deterrents which combinations of Powers, great and small, ready to stand firm upon the front of law and for the ordered remedy of grievances, would have formed, might well have been effective. Of course you cannot say for certain that they would. [Interruption.] I try to argue fairly with the House. At the same time I do not think it is fair to charge those who wished to see this course followed, and followed consistently and resolutely, with having wished for an immediate war. Between submission and immediate war there was this third alternative, which gave a hope not only of peace but of justice. It is quite true that such a policy in order to succeed demanded that Britain should declare straight out and a long time beforehand that she would, with others, join to defend Czechoslovakia against an unprovoked aggression. His Majesty's Government refused to give that guarantee when it would have saved the situation, yet in the end they gave it when it was too late, and now, for the future, they renew it when they have not the slightest power to make it good.

All is over. Silent, mournful, abandoned, broken, Czechoslovakia recedes into the darkness. . . No one has a right to say that the plebiscite which is to be taken in areas under Saar conditions, and the clean-cut of the 50 per cent. areas--that those two operations together amount in the slightest degree to a verdict of self-determination. It is a fraud and a farce to invoke that name...

We in this country, as in other Liberal and democratic countries, have a perfect right to exalt the principle of self-determination, but it comes ill out of the mouths of those in totalitarian States who deny even the smallest element of toleration to every section and creed within their bounds. But, however you put it, this particular block of land, this mass of human beings to be handed over, has never expressed the desire to go into the Nazi rule. I do not believe that even now--if their opinion could be asked, they would exercise such an option...

I venture to think that in future the Czechoslovak State cannot be maintained as an independent entity. You will find that in a period of time which may be measured by years, but may be measured only by months, Czechoslovakia will be engulfed in the Nazi regime. Perhaps they may join it in despair or in revenge. At any rate, that story is over and told. But we cannot consider the abandonment and ruin of Czechoslovakia in the light only of what happened only last month. It is the most grievous consequence which we have yet experienced of what we have done and of what we have left undone in the last five years--five years of futile good intention, five years of eager search for the line of least resistance, five years of uninterrupted retreat of British power, five years of neglect of our air defences. Those are the features which I stand here to declare and which marked an improvident stewardship for which Great Britain and France have dearly to pay. We have been reduced in those five years from a position of security so overwhelming and so unchallengeable that we never cared to think about it. We have been reduced from a position where the very word "war" was considered one which would be used only by persons qualifying for a lunatic asylum. We have been reduced from a position of safety and power--power to do good, power to be generous to a beaten foe, power to make terms with Germany, power to give her proper redress for her grievances, power to stop her arming if we chose, power to take any step in strength or mercy or justice which we thought right--reduced in five years from a position safe and unchallenged to where we stand now...

We are in the presence of a disaster of the first magnitude which has befallen Great Britain and France. Do not let us blind ourselves to that. It must now be accepted that all the countries of Central and Eastern Europe will make the best terms they can with the triumphant Nazi Power. The system of alliances in Central Europe upon which France has relied for her safety has been swept away, and I can see no means by which it can be reconstituted. The road down the Danube Valley to the Black Sea, the resources of corn and oil, the road which leads as far as Turkey, has been opened. In fact, if not in form, it seems to me that all those countries of Middle Europe, all those Danubian countries, will, one after another, be drawn into this vast system of power politics--not only power military politics but power economic politics--radiating from Berlin, and I believe this can be achieved quite smoothly and swiftly and will not necessarily entail the firing of a single shot. If you wish to survey the havoc of the foreign policy of Britain and France, look at what is happening and is recorded each day in the columns of the Times...

We are talking about countries which are a long way off and of which, as the Prime Minister might say, we know nothing. [Interruption.] The noble Lady says that that very harmless allusion is--

VISCOUNTESS ASTOR: Rude.

MR. CHURCHILL: She must very recently have been receiving her finishing course in manners. What will be the position, I want to know, of France and England this year and the year afterwards? What will be the position of that Western front of which we are in full authority the guarantors? The German army at the present time is more numerous than that of France, though not nearly so matured or perfected. Next year it will grow much larger, and its maturity will be more complete. Relieved from all anxiety in the East, and having secured resources which will greatly diminish, if not entirely remove, the deterrent of a naval blockade, the rulers of Nazi Germany will have a free choice open to them in what direction they will turn their eyes. If the Nazi dictator should choose to look westward, as he may, bitterly will France and England regret the loss of that fine army of ancient Bohemia which was estimated last week to require not fewer than 30 German divisions for its destruction.

Can we blind ourselves to the great change which has taken place in the military situation, and to the dangers we have to meet?

This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time.

Rude, indeed. The truth usually is, Lady.

The Increasing Price

Mr. Hitler, having won a war without a blow and having dictated terms of settlement which make Versailles look like a meeting of the Lady's Aid Society, now crowns his victory by demanding "reparations for injustices inflicted on Sudetens by the Czechs since 1918!"

These "injustices," of course, are purely hypothetical. The Czechs seem to have been guilty of minor neglects toward the Sudetens, such as failing to furnish them with quite as good school buildings and as much relief as the Czech areas of the country enjoyed. But they have never confiscated anything belonging to the Sudeten Germans, they have never deprived them of any right of free speech or anything else that the Czechs themselves enjoyed, never visited any physical injuries upon them. And they have levied on them only such taxes as a Czech paid also.

What this means, therefore, is pretty easy to guess. There are a million or so Czechs living in the territory Mr. Hitler has conquered. They own property, and they are naturally going to want to take that property or the proceeds of it with them when, and if, they are allowed to move to Czechoslovakia under the terms of the Munich agreement. But it is not Mr. Hitler's way to allow any such thing. And undoubtedly he is demanding "reparations" now by way of giving himself a sardonic excuse for robbing these poor people of all they possess. More than that, the collection of "reparations" usually calls for an "army of occupation." And so it is quite possible that the demand is also calculated to allow him at once to get his claws on the whole of Czechoslovakia.

A Change of Tune

The anguish of Mr. William Green, president of the American Federation of Labor, is something to behold. What incenses Mr. Green most, next to Mr. John L. Lewis, is the National Labor Relations Board, which Mr. Green is convinced has boldly favored Mr. Lewis and Mr. Lewis's type of union over Mr. Green and Mr. Green's type of union. He calls this board an "ally of the CIO," and he declares vehemently that--

"American Labor will not tolerate governmental control, governmental dictation."

How quickly the Wagner Act, which Mr. Green at first hailed as "the beginning of a new chapter in the history of American Labor," and which generally was received as Labor's Magna Charta, has gone sour in Mr. Green's taste. What he welcomed as a political beneficence to Labor he now condemns in its workings as an intolerable political restriction. It all goes to show the danger of entrusting the politicians with too much authority over the concerns of men. They are only men themselves and in Mr. Green's opinion not at all above playing favorites.

Have You Heard This One?*

A Roosevelt story with a new twist to it is going around. A man fell into $50,000 on his 50th birthday, and one day he was at a racetrack when he noticed that there was a horse named Fifty-Fifty entered in the fifth race and that the odds against it were 50 to 1. This combination of lucky omens was too overwhelming to be ignored, so he went pell-mell up to the window and put his whole fifty grand on Fifty-Fifty to win.

At the quarter, Fifty-Fifty was a length behind (come on, Fifty-Fifty!). At the half, three lengths behind (Fifty-Fifty, what's the matter with you?) At the turn six lengths behind and at the finish eight lengths behind. The man threw his hat on the ground, held up his arms to the heavens in helpless rage, and to himself and to all who might be inclined to sympathize with his calamitous misfortune, he swore aloud in parched fury and anguish, "Damn Roosevelt! Damn him!"

Hah!

Site Ed. Note: We're not sure what it means either. Maybe you had to be there. Anyhow, Seabiscuit, aka, in some parts anyway, Sea-boodle, would beat War Admiral on Nov. 1. But we get ahead of ourselves.

Maybe this?: "There can be no fifty-fifty Americanism in this country. There is room here for only one hundred percent Americanism, only for those who are Americans and nothing else." --TR

Or?: A dollar for the services
A true producer renders--
(And a dollar for experiments
Of Governmental spenders!)
A dollar for the earners
And the savers and the thrifty-
(And a dollar for the wasters,
It's a case of fifty-fifty!).
--Berton Braley

Take your pick. Lay your bets. It's post time. And they're off...

 


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